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QUOTE OF THE DAY
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“I don’t know if anyone has ever told you this, but there is a magic living beneath your skin, sitting on the surface of your bones. There’s something genuinely unique living within you and it flows through your veins like waves in an ocean. You are mighty in many ways: a survivor, a warrior, a light during darkness, a shelter during the storm and I know there are times when you don’t feel like it. I know there are times when you forget about who you truly are. So, let this be a reminder of the power and strength you were born with. Let this be a reminder of your ability to get through all the struggles and obstacles that have once stood in your way.” — R.H. Sin
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AGE GROUP QUALIFIER ANALYSIS EVENTS 1 & 2
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What happened?
In case you missed it, on Monday, Masters and teen athletes wrapped up the second stage of competition known as the Age Group Online Qualifier. For more info on the history of that, you can read our little tidbit. Essentially, 3200 athletes completed four WODs over four days and the top 20 athletes from each division advance to the CrossFit Games.
OK got it. So how’d it go?
To perform some statistical analysis, we separated the WODs into Rx v. scaled. Rx is comprised of Teens 16-17 and Masters 35-54 divisions. Why? Cause they’re all doing the same WOD.
All told, 1644 athletes recorded scores across the Rx divisions.
Event 1
For time:
4 thrusters 135/95
1 15-ft. rope climb
8 thrusters 135/95
2 15-ft. rope climbs
12 thrusters 135/95
3 15-ft. rope climbs
Time cap: 10 minutes
Male qualifiers finished in 2:03 on average, though the slowest qualifier’s time creeped all the way down to 3:05. Eighty percent finished faster than 1:58 and only seven did not finish.
Female qualifiers averaged 2:40 and the slowest qualifier’s time was 4:25. Eighty percent finished faster than 2:40 and only 13 did not finish.
Keep in mind, these averages and totals include athletes across all RX divisions and there are more athletes over the age of forty in this pool than under it.

Event 2
4 rounds for time of:
25 chest-to-bar pull-ups
5 cleans 245/170
Time cap: 15 minutes
From the chart below, you’ll immediately notice the wide disparity in performance.
There’s nearly a six minute gap between the average qualifier and the lowest qualifier. Male qualifiers finished as low as 16:13 and females as low as 16:35. There’s a 15 minute time cap so these scores have been converted into time for consistency. All together, 787 athletes did not finish.
Just finishing under the time cap put you in the 60th percentile.

Anything else?
Here are a few fun facts to chew on.
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The best male and female scores in Event 3 were set by 16-year-old Dallin Pepper and 17-year-old Haley Adams.
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Forty-year-old Ana Caldas tied for first among all age divisions in Event 1 with a time of 1:43.
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Forty-two-year-old Helen Harding, set the worldwide record on Event 4. She’s also the oldest athlete competing at Regionals this year.
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COFFEE BREAK CONVERSATIONS
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What to tell your friend who’s having a bad PR day…
It could be worse. Just look at Whole Foods, who’s having a really bad case of the Mondays. They just opened a 365 Store in Long Beach, CA and along with it an Asian food restaurant called Yellow Fever. Yes, there’s an uncurable virus spread by mosquito bites typically contracted in certain parts of Africa and South America called Yellow Fever. However, there is a much different meaning of Yellow Fever and it’s really hard to understand how no one pumped the breaks on this idea
a long long time ago.
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THINGS TO…
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WATCH: Living in the Fast Lane
Cynthia Gauthier is a professional monster truck driver who was forced to retire from Motocross due to knee and shoulder injuries. She decided to join CrossFit to build up her strength and pursue other opportunities and through that she found new srength and healing.
MONSTER JAM.
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KNOW: Staying on (Nutrition) Track While on the Road
Whether you’re traveling for work or fun, it’s really hard to maintain your routine. Let’s face it, things won’t be perfect but here are some tips from She Thrives you can use on your next trip.
STAYIN ON TRACK.
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HEAR: Own Your Eating
Jason and Roz Ackerman, founders of Own Your Eating, join the Girls Gone WOD Podcast for an episode all about the balance of healthy eating as a lifestyle over dieting and trying to out-cardio your carbs.
TUNE IN.
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EAT: 7 Healthy Lunches to Cook This Week
On a tough day, a healthy lunch is often the first thing you sacrifice. Here are seven to save the day.
IS IT LUNCH TIME YET?
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CHALK UP COMMUNITY
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SPINAL CORD REHAB — CrossFit 782 partnered with Spinal Cord Injury P.E.I to begin offering a special class for patients with spinal chord injuries. Physiotherapist Bonnie Caldwell, a member of CrossFit 782, came up with the idea: “this population needs to exercise, and they are really sort of forgotten in our general exercise buildings.”
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REGIONAL REMINDER — The final rosters for Regionals-bound teams must be submitted by tonight at 5PM.
CHALK UP IN 2 MINUTES (a highlight reel around social media of CrossFit pros and average joes)
Aaron Hanna hits a huge 380 pound clean and jerk PR • Annie Thorisdottir hits three push presses at 198 pounds • Dave Castro and Greg Glassman drop
into CrossFit Redding for their 10th year anniversary • A University of Georgia professor demonstrated that “aging is not necessarily associated with a decline in physical function” to his Exercise Physiology class by asking his students to perform a pistol squat.
…and here’s a collection of how Regionals athletes are training for the handstand walk obstacle course.
Announcing Soon — An announcement will be coming soon as that RockTape’s Assassins knee sleeves will be official knee sleeve sponsor of the CrossFit Games, a multi-year extensions of their existing sponsorship which started back in 2016. The Assassins will replace Rehband’s official CrossFit Games knee
sleeves.
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CHALK UP READS
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“Letter to My Younger Self” by Christmas Abbott
Dear Fourteen-Year-Old Christmas,
All you ever wanted to do was bang on some lug nuts and be around race cars like the ones you grew up watching with Mom and Dad. You had no idea you’d make history as the first female Nascar pit crew member. But there you are, in the pit, sweating buckets in a fire suit, poised to go, just as fast and just as trained as the men that doubted you could do it, the ones who called you “just another pretty face.”
But we almost didn’t get the chance.
When you and Kole were in that car accident last year, rolling seven times, you both should have died. But instead, you walked away with emotional scars while your sister didn’t walk away at all.
You’ve struggled this past year.
While Kole worked her way out of a coma, you started smoking cigarettes. When Kole learned how to walk again, you went out drinking. When she came home from the hospital, fragile and broken, your superhero sister was gone and, lost and tired, you said “Fuck it” and dove into drugs and drinking and getting into all sorts of trouble.
…continue reading.
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CHALK UP CALENDAR
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5/4 – 5/5: Tough As Nails (Lubbock, TX)5/4 – 5/5: No Gutz No Glory (Denver, CO)
5/4 – 5/5: Throwdown in Joe Town (St. Joseph, MO)
5/4 – 5/6: European Masters Throwdown (Budapest, Hungary)
5/5 – 5/6: Tribal Clash (Quarteira, Portugal)
5/5 – 5/6: Barbell de Mayo (Woodbridge, VA)
5/5 – 5/6: Manila Throwdown (Manila, Philippines)
5/5: Cinco de Mayo Classic (San Antonio, TX)
5/5: The Locomotive Games III (Youngstown, OH)
5/5: Granite Games Throwdown (Southaven, MS)
5/5: Battle of the Boro (Goldsboro, NC)
5/5: New WODs on the Block (Grand Rapids, MI)
5/5: The Crawfish Challenge (Columbia, SC)
5/5: Masters of the Shed (Roxbury, NJ)
5/5: Never Forgotten Games (Redding, CA)
5/5: Burpees de Mayo (Phoenix, AZ)
5/11 – 5/12: Beast Mode Games (Greenville, SC)
5/11 – 5/12: Midwest Monster (Joplin, MO)
5/11 – 5/12: Reebok’s Ready for Action – Fittest in Israel (Israel)
5/12: Barbells for Bullies (Danbury, CT)
5/12: The Mountain Meltdown (Park City, UT)
5/12: The 5th Element (Bedford, NH)
5/12: Soho Brawl (Tampa, FL)
5/12: Fallout in the Falls (Wichita Falls, TX)
5/12: Unfinished Business – The Lift Off (Pottstown, PA)
5/18 – 5/20: East Regional (Albany, NY)
5/18 – 5/20: Europe Regional (Berlin, Germany)
5/18 – 5/20: South Regional (Salt Lake City, UT)
5/19: Raising the Bar for Recovery (Medina, OH)
5/19: East Coast Battle (Hanover, MD)
5/19: Barbells in the Burbs (Carol Stream, IL)
5/19: Gladiator Games (Concord, NC)
5/19: The Pillage of Palm Harbor (Palm Harbor, FL)
5/19: Spring Fling Partner Throwdown (San Anselmo, CA)
5/19: SilverFox Masters Competition (San Clemente, CA)
5/19: Ultimate Fitness Championship (Kennewick, WA)
5/19: Warriors Hope 2018 (Greenwood, IN)
5/19: T-Town Throwdown (Tifton, GA)
5/19: Murph for Muts (Peachtree Corners, GA)
5/19: Firehawks Scorch Trials (Rio Rancho, NM)
5/19 – 5/20: GameDay Mankato (Mankato, MN)
5/25 – 5/27: West Regional (Del Mar, CA)
5/25 – 5/27: Central Regional (Nashville, TN)
5/25 – 5/27: Latin America Regional (Rio de Janiero, Brazil)
5/26: Beauty is a Beast 2 (Indian Rocks Beach, FL)
5/27 – 5/28: 24 Heroes in 24 Hours (Southborough, MA)
6/1 – 6/3: Atlantic Regional (West Palm Beach, FL)
6/1 – 6/3: Meridian Regional (Madrid, Spain)
6/1 – 6/3: Pacific Regional (Sydney, Australia)
6/2: Kegs and Kilos (Manhattan, KS)
6/2: Long Island Masters (Hauppauge, NY)
6/2: Texas WOD Fest (Houston, TX)
6/2: Tacos and Tequila Throwdown (Highlands Ranch, CO)
6/3: Summer Sizzler Individual Masters Competition (Burlington, MA)
6/9: Beastette Bash at CrossFit Ananda (Arlington, TX)
6/9: Gulf Coast Games (Mandeville, LA)
6/9: WOD Wars 6 (Humble, TX)
6/9: Big Orange Brawl (Knoxville, TN)
6/9: Heroes of the Platform (Meridian, ID)
6/9 – 6/10: The Heartland Games 2018 (Chicago, IL)
6/9 – 6/10: Alaka’i SUPER Summer Slam (Kapolei, HI)
6/16: Battle on the Creek (Johns Creek, GA)
6/16: Full Battle Rattle (Robinson, IL)
6/16: East Coast War (Wilmington, NC)
6/23: Garage Girls CrossFit Grit (St. Simons Island, GA)
6/23: 2018 Summer Swolestice (Gresham, OR)
6/23: HAMCO Heat (McLeansboro, IL)
6/23 – 6/24: Asbury Park Summer Games (Asbury Park, NJ)
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