Why Every Guy Is Missing Out On Emily Abbott
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So Emily Abbott is single.
And like many of us, the 27-year-old is doing a little online dating. Recently, she matched with Dave who proceeded to let Emily know how she wasn’t “feminine” enough for him.
Yeah, our reaction too.
But, it’s Dave’s definition of a “real woman” that really leaves us scratching our heads.
Sounds like Emily Abbott to us.
Dave clearly doesn’t get it, so for the rest of you guys out there we’re gonna help ya out and share 9 reasons why Emily Abbott is strong, feminine and beautiful and every guy is missing out.
1. She loves Star Wars. And those are original trilogy characters folks.
2. “Sexy chair dancing” is one of Emily’s hobbies.
3. She’s got a great group of friends that support her strong “femininity.”
4. She can kill her own dinner.
5. How many girls have you gone out with who can do that?
6. Dance moves √
7. When she goes fishing, she catches crabs with her bare hands.
8. There are actually women in other parts of the world impersonating Emily to steal dates.
9. Think it’s a mistake that Jon Snow’s first love Ygritte looked a lot like Emily Abbott?
We don’t.
Yup. Emily Abbott is a pretty good catch. And now you know why. Except you Dave. You still don’t know S**t.
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